The following are actual diagnostic notations given by doctors.
“The patient is married but sexually active.”
“She does indeed have a fear of frying and mental problems that she attributes to deep-fat fryers.”
“The patient’s father died at age sixty-five, but he has not been seen for some time.”
“The patient has crap in his cast with walking [instead of ‘cramps in his calves’]”.
“When standing with eyes closed, he missed his right finger to his nose and has to search for it on the left side.”
“The patient is a fifty-three-year-old police officer who was found unconscious by his bicycle.”
“Her father died from a heart attack at age twelve.”

S Is for Stupid: An Encyclopedia of Stupidity by Leland Gregory